Monday, July 27, 2009

Today's Agenda, by Hestia

5:30 am Wake up. Begin wrestling with brother race around the big King size bed until the sleeping humans begin to move. Attack their toes when you see them move under the covers.

5:45 am begin chewing on cords to the lamp on the bedside table.

5:50 am rustle papers to drive humans nuts

6:00 When humans finally get out of bed, jump tackle their knees, attack their bare toes, and climb the back of the fuzzy bathrobe.

6:01 Begin dancing under the feet of the humans until they start to trip.

6:15 Start racing around the house. Jump on each of the small humans' beds. Attack their ears for no reason.

6:30 Try a swipe at the big cat. Cower in fear when she snarls and swipes back with her huge paw.

6:35 Steal a sock and take it to another part of the house.

6:45 Jump up on the counter to investigate the noisy coffee maker. Pretend you don't understand when the humans shout and push you off.

6:55 Climb the screen door.

7:00 Climb the ficus tree

7:05 Jump up on the table to investigate the human breakfast. Pretend you don't understand when they shout and push you off.

7:10 Spill the water dish all over the floor.

7:15 Jump up on the piano and begin chewing on some sheet music.

7:20 Jump up on the laptop and type pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[repeat activities from 5:45 am over and over all day.]

8 people stopped folding laundry to write:

Lisa said...

LOL! I love your funny essay posts!! They make my day.

What A Card said...

Wow, that's shockingly similar to my boys' daily schedule :)

Laura said...

Sounds like the kitties are keeping you busy! Good luck with the cord chewing problem... we've been working on that in our house too, and seem to have made some progress using the Bitter Apple Spray.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

This really made me smile out loud!

Cheryl Lage said...

Yet still, I want a kitten. Keep bringing up that biting the ears part...

(You are a riot, Dear ThreeUnder!)

Audrey at Barking Mad said...

I am so there. My two, Godiva and Geronimo could have written this. Oddly enough, I was ghost-blogging for Griffy today.

But um yeah, about the attack on the toes under the covers thing..ouchies - in an altogether cute way of course!

Catherine said...

This made me laugh out loud!! True kitten antics!

Susan said...

Oh, they're so cute and I can sympathize, we have a white kitten, about 12 weeks old now, she's a monster! It's actually easier, believe it or not, when you have 2, because they spend a lot of their time beating on each other. Right now, ours is having spurts of crazy, out-of-control wildness and 5-hour naps.

The cord thing and a hot stove top are my biggest concerns. That and getting murdered by the 3 bigger cats! lol

There's nothing as sweet and cute, though, as a kitty who wants some lap time!

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