Monday, August 3, 2009

Yes, we argue

The kitten's on the table! I can't believe she jumped up there again!

She was investigating your water glass, you shouldn't have left it there.

But I just put it there two seconds ago.

And she noticed it one second ago.

So it's my fault?

I'm just saying. . .

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Where are the tals?

The what?

The clean tals for the bathroom?

Oh, towels! You said tals. I didn't understand you.

Whatever. We've been married for 17 years, you should understand me by now.

Sorry, I never understand that tals thing. That word is just too weird.

My fault I suppose.

I'm just saying. . .

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Why isn't there salad dressing on the table?

Um, because there's no salad?

But I want it on my rice.

Nobody puts salad dressing on rice.

I do.

Honey, you're scaring the kids. And me. Here's the salad dressing.

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I got some ice cream. Want some?

I would, but is that vanilla? Why do you always get vanilla? That's not even a flavor.

I like vanilla.

I'll pass.

I got super brownie chocolate chunk for you.

I love you. I'll get the spoons.

9 people stopped folding laundry to write:

Cheryl Lage said...

One of the most romantic posts I've ever read. :)

Love the "real" day-to-day relationship and comfort shared here. :)

Bea said...

LOL! So like home. Hubs and I have been married almost ten years now and have never had a fight. No, really. But, since we are together now 24/7, he does get on my nerves. And I'm sure I get on his too. I have to say salad dressing on rice kinda scares me too...

belinda said...

...LOL....you crazy 'REALISTIC' peoples

Lisa said...

LOL!

(Salad dressing on RICE?)

Lindsay-ann said...

That's so funny. Sounds just like us!
Thanks for sharing.
Lindsay
x

Elizabeth said...

My girls put ketchup on rice...scary too.
TALS??? I used to have students in my art classes ask for "crowns"...it took a while for me to realize they meant CRAYONS :)How sweet @ the ice cream....all my men are vanilla lovers...I just make sure to keep hot fudge in the house!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Saved by Super Brownie Chunk!

Jocasta said...

well love is super chocolate brownie chunk!

WIDNEY WOMAN said...

Hahaha!! That was awesome!

I can completely relate to the 'tals' thing. My husband is from Oklahoma. I'm from Toronto. There are words I have a hard time with after over 13 years of knowing him.

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